Ernest Borgnine’s Secret To Longevity as Told On Fox News
by Rae and Mark on Saturday, December 20th, 2008 | No Comments
PascoGOP asked:
Ernest Borgnine was on Fox and Friends 8/14/08 and reveals the secret to his healthy life. The secret to his longevity: Masterbation.
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he is actually mermaid man from spongebob not kidding
the FOX guy actually shakes his hand at :37 LOL
WTH lol. playin with barnacle boy to much.;)
Incidently Gretch, I think these friendy foxes weren’t “dismayed” in the least. They were just taken by surprise that the old goat blurted it out. I mean hell, they were cracking up making jokes about it. That didn’t seem “oh-so-correct” to me. The chick in the middle says she “likes this guy”, the guy on the left is joking that he’s got old coot spunk on his hand and the guy on the right is under the paper trying to erase the mental picture of Ernie pulling his wrinkled pud. Ha ha.
BTW, liberalism is a disease of the mind. Ha ha.
Yeah, the majority of Americans are “hung up” about masturbation. I guess it appears as puritanical in the eyes of the “free-thinkers” and most Europeans. Hey, if Ernie found the fountain of spooge, I mean, the fountain of youth, then I say good for him. Fact of the matter is, in Christian doctrine, lust of the mind is as wrong as the real thing, i.e., fornication, adultery and lascivious behavior. Excuse me while I put some lotion on my calloused right hand. Ha ha.
“Spanky” LOL
people are so hung up about masturbation. Someone accidentally mentions it and everyone is required to gasp as if decent people simply don’t talk about such things, and certainly don’t *do* those things, how shameful, tee hee!
Yet they all go home and yank it. Or rub it or pound it or spank it or whatever it takes. So, the oh-so-correct shock and dismay is BULLSHIT.
go Ernie go!
I love this guy more than ever for this. Poor Fox, the talking heads got their circuits all melted and suffered a systems shutddown.
ha mermaid man likes to jerk it
you guys should get a life.
thanks for the clip!
Youz Guyz makea me a laugh. I always giggle when I read the comments. He’s actually Polish. ha just kidding.
You KNOW the guy on the right with the paper over his face is getting a nasty visual of ROGO wacking off! I wonder how many times he spanked it on the SS.POSIEDON?
SHIT ima jack off none stop so i can live to 150 lol
Who’s the idiot?
From IDMb bio for Ernest Borgnine:
born Ermes Effron Borgnino (yeah right, that sounds real Yiddish/German/Hebrew) on Jan 24, 1917 in Hamden, CT. Father Charles emigrated from Ottiglio, Italy and mother Anna from Carpi, Italy. Unless they were of the Jewish faith, which his bio does not state, Captain “Spanky” McHale is a greaseball.
INCORRECT1 According to his bio his parents emigrated from Italy to Connecticut. “Guess Who’s the Jew?” is not an autheticated site. It’s just a survey of guesses, igmo.
He’s Italian, dipshit. With a very active prostate. Ha ha.
lol i was watching this live when it happend it cracked me the hell up…
Last honest jew in America.
You ROCK Ernie
Is the Book a how to guide?
LOL